| Rank: immigrant |
| Holiness: 0/1 k |
| Holiness: Complete Saint |
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boxes:
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0 |
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Donations:
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$0 |
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Prestige:
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0 / x |
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Hide Prestige ▲
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Procure a statue with the ability to cry tears of blood: a steady inflow of pilgrims and donations
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Pact with the devil: speed up all commercial activities by 10
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Group psychosis. Increase the effectiveness of makeboxing by 10
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Saint status. Quadruple the effectiveness of praying
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Lobbying. Increase garage tax to $10 per box
Current tax: $1
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Recruit illegal immigrants to help you make boxes
immigrants: 0
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Scout out local garages
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Use a televangelist to convert more people
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Build a garage. Every garage adds more boxes
garagees: 0/5
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Invite homeless to work in exchance for shelter
homeless: 0
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Build a shelter
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Build a cathedral to become Bishop
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Make a small donation to Vatican to become Cardinal
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Become Pope
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Support a bishop to assign their boxes to your own
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dumpster dive for more boxes
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Sell holy water
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Forgive sins
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Rent out a garage for an epic DJ performance
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Collect garage tax
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Sell the statue that cries blood to a private worshipper
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You are now Pope, head of the worldwide Catholic garage, and head of state of Vatican City. Your spiritual influence extends across a billion people.